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Joke of the Day
"My new years resolution is 3840 X 2160 because I recently bought a 4K monitor."
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"Microsoft will start making ... vacuum cleaners. It will be the only thing they make that doesn't suck."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. *drops mic, gets beat by security*"