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Joke of the Day

"Does it make you an acrobat if you get suspended from the chandelier by your drawers after falling over the 2nd floor railing?"

"Why you never mess with imported ants? Because they are **important**."

"She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather"

"Hi, Faithbook! itfs Mike Tyson"

"Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too"

"What's blue and smells like red painting? Blue painting"

"Just returned from my Friends Funeral. He died from being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."

"I just met a girl named ellen she's the complete inverse of my e^(x)"

"What's Chris Brown's favourite drink? Punch"

"Why does OP never deliver? [removed]"