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Joke of the Day

"What's the easiest way to condense milk? Mlk"

"What does my brothers wife and a Chevrolet have in common? They're both extremely high maintenance"

"I upset a Jehovah's Witness at work today... ...he started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer."

"My friend makes urinal cakes for a living... ...it takes him 35 minutes to bake each batch."

"TEACHER: That's the third time this week - please explain your tardiness ME: Well, it basically means that I've been late"

"Why did the airplane fall out of the sky? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"

"A blonde goes into a bank... ...to withdraw some money. The clerk asks her: ""Could you please indentify yourself?"" The blonde pulls out a mirror from her bag, looks into it and says: ""Yes, it is me."""

"What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women? Snowballs."

"Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave? He had to go to the Bat Room. [an old classic]"

"""I heard that taking your shirt off can make you appear more aggressive and self-confident."" ""Ok, but we already said you got the job."""