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Joke of the Day

"Microsoft will start making ... vacuum cleaners. It will be the only thing they make that doesn't suck."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue... Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( )"

"If the earth is round why is there no round 2?"

"I made an original joke And it's not funny"

"I don't know how guys can send dick pics to women I just can't get the camera high enough to fit it all in the picture."

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip"

"What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ? A major difference."

"Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed with '80s teen idol Tiffany."

"If my teacher saw me staring at her from behind Then I was staring at her ass"

"Some people are like prawn. No guts, no spine, and a head full of shit."