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Joke of the Day

"Microsoft will start making ... vacuum cleaners. It will be the only thing they make that doesn't suck."

"How do call an idiot that has an assault rifle pointed at you? Sir."

"I'd love to tell you a science joke... ...but all the good ones argon."

"When does a pedophile enjoy a basketball match the most? Before the first period."

"Is mingerbread the opposite of stud muffin?"

"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Right where you left them."

"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... ...so I got drunk."

"The best things in life are free. The second best things are very expensive."

"I'm not racist... I'm not racist, cause racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"""Whose funeral was this photo taken at?"" John, serious tone: ""I dunno. Let's see who's missing"" possible funniest thing john has said"