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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the gunpowder plot work? Because gunpowder is black."

"Your momma is so stupid... She thought tinder was a cooking show to make chicken."

"Anita Sarkeesian The Armenian genocide was funny as fuck and I laughed a lot."

"The new Battlefield 1 looks so damn good, you could say... They just knocked Call of Duty into space."

"Time for a limerick... On the first date with her new man, Keith Young Pamela let out a queef. He tried to ignore That she's surely a whore But at least her bjs had no teeth!"

"No thanks private caller, I don't even answer the phone when I know who it is"

"Why was the Human Torch arrested? He had firearms."

"Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites? Because he was too inefficient."

"If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile Would it be called Alien vs Predator? Edit:I honestly was unaware that this joke had been done before. Not a big robot chicken fan. My bad"

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he got the gas bill."