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Joke of the Day

"what do exorcists and alcoholics have in common? They both treat their demons with spirits!"

"In the 1970s it was almost impossible to insult someone electronically. Thank god that nightmare is over."

"Just a Reddit joke Never mind, I already Reddit."

"Do you know why there's no sound when Django has sex? Because the D is silent."

"TIFU by not adhering to reddit etiquette. I have a constant problem of posting on the wrong subreddit."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"Why did the empty string do immoral things? Because it had no character."

"After giving up crack, I've been sniffing brake fluid for months. It's okay - I can stop anytime I want."

"What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"

"What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!"