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Joke of the Day
"what do exorcists and alcoholics have in common? They both treat their demons with spirits!"
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"I always yell ""I'm not masturbating!"" when someone knocks on my office door so they know I'm not masturbating."
"A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!"
"So quick to claim someone on your taxes yet so slow to make them a snack."
"Why doesn't the weatherman just say cloudy with a 90% chance of bullshit? Because that's pretty much what the forecast has been lately."
"""Are you ok?"" Never heard of him"
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"What do you call nudes from the 90s hot mail"
"What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common? They both crustaceans"
"What did the deer say when he left the gay bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks!"