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Joke of the Day
"What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common? They both crustaceans"
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"Genie: What is your first wish? joe: i want to be rich. genie: granted. what is your second wish? rich: i want lots of money."
"What is Bill Cosby's favorite ice cream flavor? Rape."
"I know a guy who collects candy canes... ...they are all in mint condition."
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants In case he gets a hole in one"
"This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring."
"All my CDs are in my ex's car. I'd get them, but I don't want to face her. Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river."
"What is a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be the arr but it's actually the sea"
"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"
"The more we ban gluten, the black market demand for it skyrockets and the Mexican gluten cartels make a killing."