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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a women with one leg? Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene."
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"[Calls number written on my windshield with lipstick] Hi, you left your number on my car. Who's going to clean this?"
"Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning"
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
"Told my dealer I wanted a shitload of Coke but autocorrect changed it to shipload now I owe a Columbian cartel 18 million dollars"
"I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars."
"Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command."
"I'm going to write a book called ""stop obligatory dual language"" If no one buys it I'm going to study two languages."
"Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones."
"Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs? Seriously I dont know....."