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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a women with one leg? Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene."
Next Joke
"I walked in the closet. I'm officially a straight man."
"My new haircut is really starting to grow on me"
"Now that pinterest, instagram and netflix are down, I think I'm just going to spend the weekend learning the names of my children."
"*at waffle house* ""do you want bacon or sausage?"" 'YES'"
"I'm starting a fight club... First rule is tell everyone you know because I have no members yet"
"Rationally, I now understand that my parents were always Santa, but I still don't get how they made it to all those houses in one night."
"My dvd got a scratch... so i used sandpaper to smooth it out"
"(Man) I'd like some cocaine please. (Drug Dealer) Is pepsicaine ok?"
"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""