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Joke of the Day

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."

"Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?"

"I wonder what it's like to have sex in zero gravity... Or even in regular gravity."

"I found out someone's been impersonating me... Well two can play at that game."

"What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long? tangerine"

"If you're unsure if you're pregnant or not that's called a maby"

"Did you hear about the guy who got a boner during a wine tasting? It turned out it was only a semillon"

"Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever."

"I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan"

"I can't believe that... after all the times my girlfriend called me ""daddy"", she still didn't get me anything for Father's Day."