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Joke of the Day

"Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?"

"Wife asks his husband how many women he had slept with... Husband proudly replies, ""Only you darling!"" ""With the others I was awake..."""

"Why is 77 better then 69? Because you get eight more!"

"North Korea has lowered its missile back down after pointing it up for a few hours. Turns out Viagra and MSG make for bad rocket fuel."

"Of course my days are numbered.. That's how calendars work."

"Have you seen 'Wears My Penis? Ooops, typo. Have you seen where my pen is?"

"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks."

"Guys, leave 3 notes scattered around ur house for ur girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", & ""me."" That'll keep her busy while u watch sports."

"Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before"

"An Exam paper walks into a bar. An Exam paper walks into a bar, sits down and says, ""So, bartender, what will I have?""."