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Joke of the Day

"Guys, leave 3 notes scattered around ur house for ur girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", & ""me."" That'll keep her busy while u watch sports."

"The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)"

"Angry mimes give each other the talking treatment."

"Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines. ..I'll show myself out."

"Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic Your loss, our sauce!"

"""My first wife didn't have a gag reflex"" Wow that's amazing ""Yeah she never laughed at any of my jokes"""

"a friend told me i look like james taylor just after he went bald ;("

"What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you."

"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"

"What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs? Lisa Frank"