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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen 'Wears My Penis? Ooops, typo. Have you seen where my pen is?"

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken."

"How do jewish people like their foreskins? [removed]"

"[in front of fire] DATE: I'm still kinda cold *she looks at my jacket* ME: Oh! Yeah *I take off jacket & throw it in fire* That oughta do it"

"I tried to make a clock with no battery for the digital clock competition but it didn't count."

"What is the gardener's favourite fruit? Plantain."

"Of his generals, who did Hitler think was the least funniest? Hermann Boering!"

"Poker? I can't even see who you're pointing at!"

"When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are It's a ball of gas and fire It can't hear you."

"How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you"