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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag."

"I guy stumbled into a bar..... ...**OUCH**"

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... it's hard to get up"

"I think Jerry Springer should moderate the next debate."

"Why did the dinosaur go to jail? Because he was a child molester."

"Using double negatives results in the meaning being positive. So, should using double positives should give a negative meaning? Yeah right."

"Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless!"

"Yo Mum Jokes! (The British ""Yo Mama"") http://www.peachdogjones.com/2013/01/14/21-yo-mum-jokes-british-humor"

"House is a good doctor. He's also got a good heart. He should let his friends see the real him. But he's scared."

"*Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*"