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Joke of the Day
"I guy stumbled into a bar..... ...**OUCH**"
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"What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much? They [interrobang!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)"
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"Somebody asked if I wanted some salt. I was like ""Naaaaa"""
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"Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers."
"... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers."