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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mum Jokes! (The British ""Yo Mama"") http://www.peachdogjones.com/2013/01/14/21-yo-mum-jokes-british-humor"

"Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."

"Katherine lost both her arms in an accident. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Katherine."

"Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables? He liked being artichoked."

"If we are going lose the Washington Redskins, are we getting rid of the Scalpers too?"

"What function do the bumps on a nipple serve? Its brail for, ""Suck This."""

"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."

"Q: Why was the firewood punished? A: It was knotty."

"What has four wheels, and flies? A Garbage Truck."

"What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper? Well an erection of course."