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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mum Jokes! (The British ""Yo Mama"") http://www.peachdogjones.com/2013/01/14/21-yo-mum-jokes-british-humor"

"Free Tibet I'LL TAKE IT!"

"So, there's a chicken and a frog in a library... The chicken shouts: ""Bok!"" The frog replies: ""Reddit!"""

"Where do you find a five year old with no legs? Exactly where you left him"

"Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns? Because when he was young, the Joker's father said ""Let's put a simile on that face!"""

"MTVs Teen Mom has been cancelled. At least one person on that network knows when to pull out."

"A dyslexis boss fired a man today. The court said it was first degree homicide. (Fired fried)"

"Black joke What did god say when he made a balck guy? Oh shit I burnt one"

"Today my math teacher taught us how to square root -1 It was unreal"

"So, I hear they're naming a new paint after you! It's called Whore Red. Not very Bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily!!!"