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Joke of the Day

"Guy Fieri got into a fistfight with his hairdresser. I guess he finally looked in a mirror and saw what the dude's been doing to his hair."

"I'm sticking to my guns. I really should have washed my hands after I ate."

"What a gay spermatozoide says to an other gay sermatozoide ? Damn dude i can't See anything through all That Shit."

"alcoholic alzheimer's anonymous. No one knows who they are, or what they're drinking."

"Wives are also like hurricanes... When they come they're wet and wild, when they leave they take your house and your car."

"Being cross-eyed has made it difficult for me to stay in monogamous relationships Sometimes when I'm seeing a girl I can't help but also see someone else on the side"

"Did you hear about the group of geologists? They formed a Rock Band."

"And Jesus said unto John... And Jesus said unto John come forth and I shall give you everlasting life. But John came fifth so he only won a toaster."

"""Well, this isn't helpful at all."" Termite watching ""Gettin' Wood"" on Cinemax"

"Your brain has two sides: left and right. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left."