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Joke of the Day
"I'm sticking to my guns. I really should have washed my hands after I ate."
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"Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene? Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud."
"Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!"
"I'm not sure, but if I died in your arms tonight, that makes you a suspect. At the very least."
"Where can you bid on internet mail order brides? eBae"
"Knock knock Who is it? Daisy Daisy whom? Daysi me rollin', they hatin', patrolling. They wanna catch ne riding dirty!"
"DOCTOR: I think you have a curvature of the upper spine QUASIMODO: That a diagnosis? D: We need an X-ray to confirm. Right now it's a hunch"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None"
"What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed? Just out of Curiosity..."
"A redhead gets a job He is now a baker, probably a gingerbread man."