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Joke of the Day

"'50 Shades of Grey' taught me how to please a woman. It's by writing a shitty book."

"Why did the communist Chinese government outlaw Viagra? They didn't want the people to have free elections."

"Friend: I'm about to appear in court. Me: Best of luck! Kill it!! Friend:...not exactly the best phrase to use in a medical negligence case."

"Why did Waldo go to therapy? ..to find himself."

"Engineers will get it They should call it a Bachelor because of Science."

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."

"I mentioned to my friend Hanz that today's the anniversary of the world trade center attacks. ""Nein, 11"" he said."

"My dad used to beat me while playing chess... Because I'd always win."

"Did you hear about the fire at the bakery? No one was hurt but business is toast."

"Yo mama's so dumb she bought WinRar."