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Joke of the Day
"""Well, this isn't helpful at all."" Termite watching ""Gettin' Wood"" on Cinemax"
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"Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention? Because he was spaced out."
"[NSFW] Why is it so hard for a prostitute to pee in the morning? You ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Starting Salary"
"Some Muslims were having an argument on my street the other day... I wanted to step in, but I was afraid it would blow up in my face."
"What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them.."
"If you don't believe in evolution, how do you explain corn dogs."
"I enjoy reenacting the Crucifixion during sex. People call me sacrilegious. I tell them I'm only religious in the sack."
"Olympic Results for Sailing are out: The British have taken the Gold medal. The French have taken the Silver medal. The Somalians have taken the boats."
"Piss off the DJ by dancing the Macarena to all his music."