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Joke of the Day
"""Well, this isn't helpful at all."" Termite watching ""Gettin' Wood"" on Cinemax"
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"Duct Tape Turning ""No no no"" into ""mmm mmm mmm"""
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"""Is this seat Taken?"" - Guy who confuses Liam Neeson movies with a chair."
"Did you know there's a new sub for disputes? r/gument I'll show meself out."