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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a bunny in a kilt? a hopscotch"
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"God said unto John, ""come forth and receive eternal life..."" But john came fifth and won a toaster. Not original but I love this joke"
"What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !"
"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat"
"A repost walks into a bar"
"Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture."
"What makes the scarecrow so good at his job? He's outstanding in his field"
"There are two types of people in the world There are those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"What did the vampire say when his son scraped his knee? **""Suck it up""**"
"What's the opposite of ""lily white""? A racist term of some sort."