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"What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !"
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"The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man's ability to reason by 50% ... Per boob."
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"What did the scientist say when he stubbed his toe? Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium."
"How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her... According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend."
"Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Dies At 84.Who wants to protest a funeral?"
"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? The same middle name."
"So much mascara her eyes got stuck in the closed position. Too bad lipstick doesn't work that way."
"How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"