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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's so fat... when she stood on the scales, they said ""To be continued."""

"If you come to my front door with a clip board I will just ask you if your clip board is an ipad until you leave."

"I had a bad audition... ...but I acted like I didn't care."

"When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again."

"Go to JebBush.com He lost his domain and Donald Trump bought it."

"Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done?? Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)"

"Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day? Because he's a little prick!"

"What do you call the study of food prices? EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics."

"I wouldn't mind being catcalled if it were useful: ""Hey baby, boot sale at Macy's!"" or, ""Line's shorter at Starbucks on 5th, sweet cheeks!"""

"Q: What did the Dorito say to the other Dorito. A: I can't tell you it was to cheesy."