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Joke of the Day

"I wouldn't mind being catcalled if it were useful: ""Hey baby, boot sale at Macy's!"" or, ""Line's shorter at Starbucks on 5th, sweet cheeks!"""

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"Schroedinger's theory of attraction 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be attractive"
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? I heard it might be time consuming."
"Her: My baby is 28 months old. Me: Oh really? I'm 74 inches tall. Not so fun when YOU have to do the math, is it?"
"A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ""Pint please, and one for the road."" "
"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."
"I heard the founder of Apple was actually kidnapped by the government of Mexico Damn Mexicans always stealing our Jobs"
"My nickname for my mother is Hannibal Lecture."
"Why did the christian girl like to be choked during sex? So she could be closer to God."
"Mum: ""OMG clean your room! This is MADNESS!"" Me: ""Madness?! NO... THIS IS SPARTA!!"" *Kicks Mum*.."