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Joke of the Day

"I wouldn't mind being catcalled if it were useful: ""Hey baby, boot sale at Macy's!"" or, ""Line's shorter at Starbucks on 5th, sweet cheeks!"""

"Someone just tweeted something vague that made me think a celeb had died so I googled ""dead."" No dice! Thank god---hang in there, celebs!"

"What happens if Santa lost his balls He doesn t sing jingle bells anymore"

"Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me..."

"**What do you call it when an asian family has a feud** **LONG** division"

"A Sadist and a Masochist are walking down the street. The Masochist says, ""Hit me."" The Sadist says, ""No."""

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver."

"Fall asleep on a jigsaw. Woke up with a puzzled face."

"What is blue and lies by the seabed? Probably not a planned child."

"someone stole my chair! deceitful..."