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Joke of the Day
"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber."
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"Nice told me a joke How many bakers does it take to run a bakery? Bun Edit: Title should say Niece"
"I just flew back from Japan, and boy are my arms tired. I was masturbating to all the hentai I bought on the plane."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapus"
"What do you get when you cross reggaeton and masturbation? Dame mas Vasolina"
"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team"" so....there"
"You don't see much in a small town ... but what you hear makes up for it. [Source](http://www.dougwils.com/Chrestomathy/no-kidding.html)"
"My mom: The liberals in California are rubbing off on you. Me: I know, it keeps getting in my hair. (silence)"
"Must be tough for an honest Nigerian businessman to make a living."
"I like how babies always look drunk. Even after only one beer."