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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to make end of the world jokes... ... Like there's no tomorrow"

"Why couldn't the life guard save the hippy? Because he was too far out"

"Whats the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on."

"What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ? Make it Tso!"

"My friend tried to convince me that hard drugs should remain illegal... ...but his argument had no substance."

"So these two blind men tried to start a glasses business, but they were always arguing... ...guess they couldn't see each others vision."

"My girlfriend asked for a dick pic file size too large"

"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian"

"Justin Bieber was ""Baptized"" last night.... Or as the church likes to call it... ""A failed attempt to drown Bieber"""

"Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham."