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Joke of the Day
"What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ? Make it Tso!"
Next Joke
"I realize I misspelled a word in my last Tweet. On that note I'm about to eat a Famous Anus cookie."
"I like to call my favorite sex position WOW.... It's when I flip your MOM over!"
"A man walks into a tailor to buy a tuxedo. He confidently tells the tailor he doesn't need any assistance. The tailor says... ... ""Fine. Suit yourself."""
"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."
"Mariah Carey sounded horrible the other day. It was like a cannon went off in her throat."
"A friend walked up to me while I was playing guitar and said ""Sick strat, bro"" I said ""Did you just assume my fender? you bigot?"""
"add ""boobs"" to a famous film name 47 boobs. got it?"
"When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name; 9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication."
"what if grass screamed when you walked on it"