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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber was ""Baptized"" last night.... Or as the church likes to call it... ""A failed attempt to drown Bieber"""

"Why does Bob Ross not use a condom? Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents."

"Why do hot girls always travel in threes? Because they can't even."

"What's pirates' favourite meme? Ayy lmao"

"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."

"I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"I haven't seen David Luiz this upset since Bart and Lisa got him sent to prison."

"How do German women know when they're pregnant? They're never late..."

"If money doesn't grow on trees... Then why do banks have branches?"

"Yo mama's so mean... She's got no standard deviation!"