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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube? People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul."

"Hi welcome to Hollister, would you like a flashlight?"

"I used to be addicted to deli sandwiches ...but I quit cold turkey"

"SHARKY_GAMING SHOULD DIE IN HELL HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO FUCK MY ASS AND EVERY THRUST HE DOES HE FEELS THE PAIN WE DO He Betrayed Us. He Should Burn. He Should Die."

"What do you call a Vulcan sheep? Shbaaaaaaaahk"

"How do you stop an Italian from talking? Cut their hands off."

"What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers."

"Theres a new drug on the market designed for lesbians suffering from depression.... ""Trycoxagen"""

"There there password. I don't think you're weak."

"Ambien is not the answer, unless your neighbor questions why you were sleeping on their couch and where did their cheesecake go."