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Joke of the Day

"Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?"

"Life is ironic. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without them."

"The best thing about non-sequiturs is the bacon flavored wheelbarrow and my cat thinks he's Anderson Cooper's boyfriend."

"Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job!"

"A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas"

"One day Canada will conquer the galaxy... And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*."

"You hear about the guy who bought a teabag? Yeah, the price was pretty steep"

"Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the ""Zach Pack""??? This needs to happen."

"Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding? He heard the reception was going to be terrible..."

"Two widgets walk into a sidebar... where's the menu? ...my wife's joke :)"