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Joke of the Day

"When you say you don't feel good ""Are you pregnant?"" -people without kids ""Do you have to poop?"" -people with kids"

"I found out my date likes to dissect people from Southeast Asia. I've since decided to cut Thais with her."

"What do you call a mean Potato? A Dictator."

"What do you call a grain knife? barleysong"

"Did you hear about the magician who became a farmer? ...he was driving his tractor down the road, and suddenly, he turned into a field."

"Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#."

"PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, ""Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet."" [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]"

"Good girls are bad girls that never get caught."

"What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime? Small medium at large."

"Have you ever been hit repeatedly by a wave? It hertz a lot"