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Joke of the Day

"""Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"" ""Actually I think it was when you hit me with your car-"" ""WE GOT AN ANGEL OVER HERE!"""

"People wonder what my abusive father does after mom left us... Beats me.."

"What do you call a person with a meat pastry on their ear? Pioneer."

"what did stevie wonder say when he recieved a cheese grater for Christmas? it was the most violent book he had ever read"

"*finally finds comfiest position in bed* bladder: so you're not going to believe this"

"What vehicle does Hitler use to fly ? Heil-acopter"

"What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango."

"I heard you like bad boys she replied: Yeah Well, i'm not trying to impress you or anything But When Disney channel asked me to go their website with parents permission, I didn't ask my parents."

"What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!"

"Some people think that the next iPhone will fail But I think it'll be a 6S."