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Joke of the Day
"How does JK Rowling text her friends that she's just kidding :("
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"I named my penis ""Che Guevara""... ... because he strikes fast and retracts even faster. ^^^Also ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^funny ^^^beard."
"GF: I'm leaving with the kids if you don't stop pretending our house is a hospital ME: That'll be great, we really need the beds"
"Chuck Norris can live on the dark Side of the moon............naked"
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"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard!"
"What's the difference between a male and female table? A male table is made with hard wood."