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Joke of the Day

"What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow? Mooslim"

"What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !"

"What is the most abundant spice in Africa? Paprika."

"Funny one liners - 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else."

"I've never been to Pilates but I have tried to change clothes in the car."

"The cops showed up earlier saying my dog was chasing some kid on a bike.. I was like that's ridiculous, my dog can't ride a bike"

"Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor."

"Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'"

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey... until I turned myself around!"

"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."