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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !"

"When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask ""Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?"" because you can never be too careful."

"I saw an alarming stat the other day. Apparently 25% of women are taking medication for some sort of mental illness . . . That means that 75% of women are walking around unmedicated!"

"Someone stole my mood ring the other day... I still don't know how I feel about it"

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing indians."

"Just went for a piss while still wearing my microphone and the whole conference heard me call the urinal a ""thirsty boy"""

"Why couldn't the t-rex clap? Because he's dead."

"Reddit, Funnyjunk, and Digg walk into a bar. They all see 4chan and say to the bartender: ""I'll have what he's having."""

"What do you call an Asian gold digger? Cha Ching"

"I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live He spends a lot of time on the dashboard."