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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem."

"I'm at a bar in the United States and there's still a lot of white people who are way too confident with their dancing abilities."

"Whats the difference between a boner and lamborghini? Right now, I don't have a Lamborghini ;)"

"Everyone in this reddit likes the same food? Copy Pasta"

"Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested."

"My wife says her farts smell like flowers Cauliflowers maybe"

"IMHO = I Miss Hall & Oates"

"You can spray tan a baby if you want to, it's not illegal."

"Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling? He had an Inconvenient Tooth."

"Of course Goldman Sachs called their clients ""muppets"" Some of them ended up living in garbage cans."