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Joke of the Day
"You can spray tan a baby if you want to, it's not illegal."
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"My friend was putting lipstick on her forehead She said she was trying to make-up her mind"
"Poetic Justice Judge: I find you guilty. You are sentenced to ten years, Take him away boys. Prosecutor mutters, ""Poetic Justice"""
"What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman? He just wants her to be down to Mars"
"Thor, the god of Thunder, was riding on his filly ""I'm Thor!"" he cried. The horse replied, ""Then uthe a thaddle, thilly!"""
"Airport security asked ""what's the purpose of your visit?"" So I said ""to terrorize the ladies!"" and we laughed and laughed and I'm being deported."
"What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat? You can't milk a goat for over 50 years"
"I forgot to put on deodorant today but not to worry, if this urinal cake is good enough for the bathroom then it's good enough for me."
"Distraught after losing a full carton of milk, I tattooed its photo on my kid's face, in hope someone recognizes and returns it."
"DID YOU KNOW? If you sleep on your side every night, your face eventually slides around your head like on a flounder."