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Joke of the Day
"Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling? He had an Inconvenient Tooth."
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"Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?"
"Why can't Asian parents make a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white"
"Life is a lot like a piece of toilet paper. You're either on a roll, or you're taking shit from some asshole."
"A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling. Fortunately he quit while he was a head."
"*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL"
"A neutron orders a drink at a bar. When it comes time to pay, the neutron asks how much did the drink come to. The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""
"What is Cab Calloway's favorite type of humor? 'scat'alogical"
"My laptop in college was So bad.. To start it I needed my friends car and some jumper cables"
"If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did"