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Joke of the Day

"I'm at a bar in the United States and there's still a lot of white people who are way too confident with their dancing abilities."

"I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Fucking firemen."

"How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse."

"A man walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""

"What is the most painful cereal known to man kind? Banana Nut Crunch."

"Ate shrooms & I feel nothing. Just an awful taste in my mouth. Also the dealer overcharged me. Also he's a centaur with spiders for lips"

"Pavlov is sitting at a bar... ...when another patron walks in and a bell on the door rings. Pavlov stands up, says, ""I forgot to feed the dogs,"" and leaves."

"Women are like snow flakes. They can't drive."

"hello 911? this monkey isnt yelling PARKOUR whilst hes swinging through trees"