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Joke of the Day

"IMHO = I Miss Hall & Oates"

"Jew joke What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? They don't scream when you put them in a oven!"

"People always say that European Football will never make it big here in the states. But it seems like we really picked it up an ran with it."

"If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?"

"So I heard that Paul Walker, actor in Fast and Furious, died at the age of 40 in a car crash. I suppose he had bad *karma*"

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? (Polish version)(NSFW) Wipe your dick on the window curtains."

"Don't anthropomorphize your pets... They hate it when you do that."

"I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself."

"I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros."

"If a murderous killing machine came back from the future.. And calculated all matrices. Would he be the Determinator?"