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Joke of the Day
"My wife says her farts smell like flowers Cauliflowers maybe"
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"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop, duh."
"How come no one tries to blow up the Pope? I thought he was inflatable."
"Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode. One could say it is a perfect 5/7."
"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it... We went out and had drinks. Cool guy, he wants to be a web designer."
"""Um, here's a crazy idea, how about finishing the wall mural in the baby's room?"" - Banksy's wife"
"What do you call a fly when it retires? A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No? Alright.. I'll see myself out."
"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""
"Why did the stoner go to the chapel? To marry Jane"
"What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde? TransGinger"