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Joke of the Day
"People fear what they don't understand: Change Death 4th grade math word problems"
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"Before they built this Trader Joe's, there was just an empty field with wild shoppers politely blocking each other's way"
"Q: What do you call a pickle that draws? A: A dillustrator."
"An electrician comes home at 2 am.... His wife asks, ""wire you insulate?"" He replies, ""watt's the problem, I'm ohm aren't I?"""
"Did you hear that someone put a hole in the fence at the nudist beach? Don't worry, the police are looking into it."
"My Girlfriend is always covered in bruises because she doesn't listen.. I'm always like ""You're about to run into that lamp!"""
"WOW! SNOWING EVERYWHE.... it stopped. OMG IT'S STARTING AGAIN AND... nvrmind. HERE IT IS AGAIN, WEEE...its gone. - Snow globe, the story."
"What is the last thing on a Mosquito's mind when it hits a car windshield? It's Asshole."
"Did you hear about the Rabbi giving away hot drinks at the airport? It was Jew-tea-free"
"Ferguson? What about Fergdudaughter? Must have Asian parents."