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Joke of the Day

"Man spills highly valuable can of concentrated oxygen ""It was an oxidant!"", he was heard to say later."

"[hails Satan] [Satan pulls up in his cab]"

"I used to work for a bank but then I lost interest."

"If I have 3 cakes and I eat 2, what do I have? diabetes.... I'll see myself out"

"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."

"Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia."

"Did you hear the one about the three eggs? Too Bad."

"How do you know if an Italian person is mute? When you see he has no hands."

"My body is a temple Only because it hates Palestine"

"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating I asked why, he said something about examining me. Lets see what you got Reddit. Keep the title and change the punchline."