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Joke of the Day

"chinaman goes to see the eye doctor so a chinaman goes to see and eye doctor, having problems seeing. doctor says ""ah i see the problem, youve got a cataract"" chinaman says ""no i drive a rincorn"""

"Choose your pet name wisely because you'll be yelling it out in your neighborhood if you lose them. *uses falsetto voice* MR. SMOOCHES!!"

"What do you call a fish out of water? Asians? Idk it's been a rough day."

"How do you find a blind man in an orgee It's not hard"

"I couldn't decide how much lettuce to buy Until someone helped me think it through. Turns out, two heads are better than one."

"Just ran over chumbawamba with my car at 80mph Lying Bastards!"

"8: I'm scared of monsters under my bed Me: You should really be scared of spiders that will lay eggs in your ear 8: MOM! Wife: ZACK!"

"Two atoms walk into a bar... One atom says to the other ""I think I lost an electron."" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" The other replies ""I'm positive."""

"what's the definition of confusion? Fathers day in Detroit."

"What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs? Condescending. ;)"