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Joke of the Day

"I went to South America and bought some frozen peppers. Chile's chilly chilis"

"What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!"

"""Hi I'm here to interview for the branch manager position."" ""We're only hiring tree trimmers."" ""That's exactly what I just said."""

"What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult? A torn ACL"

"Did you hear about the guy that used ivory butt plugs? He suffered from elephant-tight-ass."

"Why do Communists only write in lowercase? Because they hate Capitalism."

"Can anyone answer why they've kept the name Lynchburg? Come on, don't leave me hanging."

"My buddy David lost his id so now I just call him Dave."

"What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean? Bait."

"Do you know why astronomers named the planet ""Saturn?"" It just had a nice ring to it."