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Joke of the Day
"Can anyone answer why they've kept the name Lynchburg? Come on, don't leave me hanging."
Next Joke
"Are you from Iraq? Cause i wanna see you Baghdad ass up."
"What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas? ""It's Christmas, Eve."""
"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? Trust me."
"What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf? It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her."
"Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him ""baby hands"" until he quits"
"Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"How do you jerk off a sprinter? Pull a fast one."
"Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves."
"Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror naked just to remind myself what nobody's getting."