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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult? A torn ACL"

"What do you call a joke with no punchline? Ba-dum-tss"

"I fell into a sewer the other day. It was really shit and draining to get out of."

"My husband doesn't like it when I say we are ""married"" with quotation marks."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock 'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!"

"Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water? Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat"

"What do you have to bring if you visit r/nsfw_gifs? Giffy Lube."

"What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base? What would I know, I am just a drone pilot."

"What's the plural of ""Referendum""? Riots."

"A termite walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?"