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Joke of the Day
"""Can I watch you open it?"" -Weird UPS guy"
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"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."
"I like my women like I like my bamboo: graceful, strong, and constantly in threat of being eaten by pandas."
"When midgets celebrate 4/20... Do they get high, or just get medium?"
"The best time to propose at a restaurant is right after you order but before you pull up to the window."
"My cat is 11 and still only has one word, should I be worried."
"Me: I'll have a beer Waiter: it's 10am Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs"
"A woman is like a delicate, Spring flower... ...I have really bad seasonal allergies, so I just tend to get my fix by looking at pictures of them online."
"5-year-old: What happens if the baby pees? Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool"
"what do you call it when a prostitute cries while having sex hormones"