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Joke of the Day
"what do you call it when a prostitute cries while having sex hormones"
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"Hey guys, I have to lettuce you know that I spend half of my celery on vegetables. You carrot stop eating them but that's just my onion."
"The Indian police gave up on a recent case... Turns out it was a naan-issue."
"What did the wall outlet say to the appliance? ""You're grounded."""
"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"
"Giant methane storm on Uranus. It just a really bad fart."
"A thief broke into my house last night... he started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him"
"- Are you even listening to me? - Of course I am - Ok, what did I just ask you? - If I'm listening to you"
"I can't watch porn with a storyline cause I get too invested and end up worrying about the delivery man losing his job for taking so long :("
"Rabbis Don't get paid for circumcisions. But they get to keep the tips."