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Joke of the Day
"My cat is 11 and still only has one word, should I be worried."
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"Why are blondes bad a judging distance? They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker."
"Jokes written by kids (xpost from /r/funny) http://imgur.com/a/hyQna"
"No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater."
"How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? You strangle it until it turns blue, and then shoot it with the blue elephant gun."
"why did the wife of the fish and chips fetishist file for divorce? she was sick of being a battered woman"
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"Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party? The party was for ""Wights only."""
"Want to hear a good pee joke? Well urine luck."
"What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food? Tie food"