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Joke of the Day
"Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does."
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"Drunk drivers run stop signs Stones wait for them to turn green."
"Yo mama so fat, when she fell over nobody was laughing... ...but the ground was cracking up"
"Why did the mermaid wear sea shells? Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)"
"I tried to become a proctologist but it was a real pain in the ass."
"""Anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff: ""Yes"" Geoff: ""Yeos"""
"How do you call a puzzled amputee? Stumped."
"Why don't OSHA inspectors watch porn? It's Not Safe For Work."
"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time."
"An astronomer looks at the sky through a telescope, searching for something. After a while he stands up, looks to the heavens, and yells, ""You cannot be Sirius!"""